mike jones

a broke gangsta that spits the mic with authority.

the reason why you mofos struggle is cause you f***ers dont have no hustle muscle..........MIKE JONEEES

by marcus allen March 29, 2005

mike jones

Coolest kid in the world, by far!

Mike jones is the shit!

by who? March 19, 2005

Mike Jones

Somewhat who thinks they are very popular and wide known. The shit...

I'm Mike Jones Biittch

by angel March 21, 2005

Mike Jones

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

by Zaem September 20, 2010

Mike Jones

Used when something is awesome, sweet or off the sheezy.

That website is Mike Jones, Yo!

by Du Rag April 29, 2005

Mike Jones Syndrome

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

by Phoenix Williams September 17, 2007

MIKE JONES

a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

by brantley010 October 21, 2007