midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022

Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021

Midwestern Stroke

All the symptoms of a normal stroke. Instead of smelling toast, its refried beans.

Do you guys smell refried beans or is it just me?

I think you might be having a Midwestern Stroke.

by A-X-L November 25, 2025

Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024