Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022