An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better
Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.
Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.
Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!
by Celestial_thesaurus June 04, 2021
to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.
by ryan bambi November 26, 2010
microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP
by i love maffins October 23, 2019
by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020
Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.
by patrickhellard July 24, 2015
by the ex emcee November 09, 2017
by Ladii Spyda September 24, 2007