microphobia

When someone does not want to talk on a microphone.

My girlfriend doesn't want to talk on mic, she has microphobia.

by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016

microshit fanboy

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

air microphone

The invisible microphone often used when singing along with much emotion at the top of your voice to your favourite songs. Often accompanied by a bed or table as a stage. Similar to an air guitar.

When No Air came on the radio I knew I only had 16 seconds to find my air microphone.

by GenieA August 16, 2010

blacksmith microphone

The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.

"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."

by cat stevensssssssss February 12, 2014

xbox microphone

A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.

Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 26, 2019