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Microbrand Shy

When a customer refuses to order from any business which advertises itself online through Google ads, Instagram, Facebook and the like because s/he had a bad experience when s/he ordered from another business which advertised itself in a similar manner. A lot of the businesses which use ultra-targeted social media marketing are microbrands which tend to indulge in practices such as just-in-time manufacturing and dropshipping. Thus most Instagram (et al) users have experienced the 'Purchase made from China without knowing it' - that is, they ordered through an Instagram ad which promised a company based in your country, delivery within 2 weeks and a no-quibble refund policy. When their order finally arrived months later from the Far East, the sizes were all wrong, the quality was much lower than expected and, since there's usually little customer service to speak of with these companies, asking for a refund was like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.
"Hey, check out this great deal on jeans and custom T-Shirts!"
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."
by Sue858 May 29, 2018
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microblack

When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test
Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack
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mcrobert

a huge nigger that loves shaunas chode in all of his holes. but he even likes to lick penis with logan
aye that mcrobert guy loveeeesss logan
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micronerd

Gamers who control unit movements in games to details, with fast and close moves. It's often not necessary but a way to show off their skills.
You see how fast he build the wall to stop the raid? He's such a micronerd!
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micronerd

Gamers who control unit movements in games to details, with fast and close moves. It's often a way to show off their skills rather than necessary.
You see how fast he build the wall to stop the raid? He's such a micronerd!
by Randomdeuce January 28, 2020
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microblurt

A baby version of a blurt, not a full blurt or a mini blurt but a microblurt
The baby was up all night crying, she is such a microblurt sometimes
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Microsmart

Someone who is usually well educated and smart in one subject, but a dunce otherwise
My colleague at work is Microsmart about our business, but is otherwise a moron
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