microween

An individual with a very massive penis and plays fortnite 24/7.

Grayson is a microween.

by JewBeaner May 21, 2018

Micropenis Muffler

An overly loud vehicle that is purposely so. To make up for the drivers micropenis. The louder the vertical the smaller the penis.

Damn, that micropenis muffler is so loud, dude must be hung like a bee!

by Novellium April 30, 2021

micropenis

The process of the penis shrinking when it becomes cold

Cooper has a micropenis

by heyo stee January 2, 2008

Micropeenarliosis

Micropeinarliosis is a term used to say a man is too afraid to ask out a crush, typically because of a microscopic penis.

Holy fuck...John definitely won't get the girl if he doesn't loose his micropeenarliosis...

by I_am_gay :0 March 26, 2026

Micropenis

Ian Gully's Penis

Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

Micropenisia

A strange discease caused when you haven't hit puberty for a while. Usually means you have a small penis and not one person wants it. Also means that your friends aren't really your friends and are always talking s##t behind your tiny chode...
Example: You have Micropenisia!

"You have Micropenisia you reject! "
"No I don't it's a condition ok!"

by Manhunt2Magoo YT May 24, 2018

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018