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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
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microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk
Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.
by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021
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Inappropriate Microphone

A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.
Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.
by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010
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Pass the microphone

girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"
by lookissokay August 24, 2020
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microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.
I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.
by broncogunner August 21, 2008
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mancraphone

1. mans penis
2.crass term referring to a mans penis
Jill was being a real bitch last night so I whipped out my dick told her to speak into the mancraphone so i could\not hear her bullshit anymore.
by jonnycripp420 September 16, 2023
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microphone

In smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to pass it(also see babysitting)
Yo, you talkin' into a microphone there, or are you gonna pass that shit?!
by fyrelady March 6, 2008
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