Mickelson

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Micaela

Micaela

Her name means Gift From God.

She is exactly that.

Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)

and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!

person 1 - "woah"

person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"

person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"

by wm22 August 23, 2010

michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

awesome singer songwriter musician

by Michelle Luver March 3, 2005

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

Mickey Rourke

an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.

Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

Example 2:

dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!

Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)

by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009

Michela

Michela is generally a usually Italian girl, with caramel eyes and dark blond hair, dwarf like few others. Usually she always shows herself as an always positive girl, who makes her good life, having a good time ... but in many moments when she is alone, she feels depressed and melancholy, even without a valid reason. A Michela is very touchy and does not have much patience, so be careful not to make her angry, because otherwise she will literally explode and trust that it is not a good show. You better not mess with a Michela, because when someone bothers her or above all from annoying her friends, she goes crazy, she becomes a beast and is capable of literally doing anything.She really becomes the badass bitch ever if she want to. Apart from that you can completely trust a michela because with her you can always feel at ease, accepted, and happy. Everyone should have a Michela in their life, it can be really useful, (apart from the fact that it will make you TOO MANY figures of sh*t). In addition, a Michela is always looking for knowledge and relationships, so if you want to know a michela, take and write them immediately because she doesn't wait for anything else. A Michela also has style when she commits herself, and if she wants, she will ALWAYS reach her goals.

x:goodness, that boredom, I open instagram, but bro, who is she?
y:she is Michela, a friend, cute isn't she?
x:she's beautiful, maybe I should write it
y:obviously
x:but I don't know ... I'm a little ashamed
y:come on, she won't do anything interesting knowing her, and then she likes to get acquainted, and then you, tall, curly hair, handsome and intelligent, look like her type.
x:ok, you convinced me!

by pretty_empathic_0305 May 31, 2020