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Michigan Warrior

being owned beyond beleif

a poll being 99% or more one sided

being very stupid

incorret meaning/usage of the word floored
Yo Jimmy, you've just pulled a Michigan Warrior, how the fook was that guy floored??
by frogjenkins September 8, 2010
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miching

n (obviously Irish school slang of the 1910s): staying away from school without permission, playing hookey, playing truant.Eg.: We often planned a miching for the whole day if we did not want to do our preparations for the classes.
With Leo Dillon and a boy named Mahony I planned a day's miching. (James Joyce: Dubliners, Penguin Books, 1998, p.20).
by Petyush March 27, 2005
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Michigan Swirlie

To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
by gooch14 January 8, 2010
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the Michigan Difference

When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.
Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!

Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
by traproom November 19, 2017
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michigan tech

Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.
"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"

"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"
by Kevin E30 M3 April 23, 2006
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Dating Miss Michigan

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
by SuzieQ April 25, 2006
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Michigan Hand Job

When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.
by lobo11 October 14, 2009
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