Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018

message man

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017

Messay

An essay which is so poorly structured and messy, that it can no longer be classified as an essay.

I wrote a messay on the poetry of Patrick Kavanagh.

by PaddyKluivert185 May 5, 2010

Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.

Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010

bike messenger

Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.

Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.

Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.

Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.

"I hired a bike messenger to deliver a gift so it won't be late to your party."

by gremotherapy February 20, 2010

Message!

An interjection made famous by the 1996 movie Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood. It's shouted whenever a moral lesson is spelled out just in case somebody didn't get it.

Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
Mailman: Message!

by don_coyote April 4, 2009

text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006