merlin olsen

1. Someone you say you know to make you sound important.
2. Former NFL football player, announcer and actor.

I’m kind of a big deal. I know Merlin Olsen.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.

Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.

by Mgoo February 14, 2022

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021

Merlin Libent

The best dad figure ever. King of true swag*insert lip bite* He cralwed so simps could run. Reason why Richie Roberts is so cool

Merlin Libent is the best person ever!

by Richie the swagmaster April 19, 2021

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010

Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017