by mp2kmag August 8, 2003
Get the MapPoint mug.The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009
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High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
by Teebs-Bizzle January 8, 2011
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Get the Moppo mug.typically associated with being unimaginably awesome to the point where everyone will die because of it
by qwertyuiop3214 December 22, 2020
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If your name is Melpomeni, you are most likely trans and actually this is your dead name.
If your name is Melpomeni, you are most likely trans and actually this is your dead name.
by Testosterone-Rex November 19, 2021
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