To be melted is the feeling you get when bored by something, and to melt, is to bore someone with your own subject.
It's called melt because it melts your emotions into a puddle of depression like on a grey rainy day. The facial expression whilst melted is often sad and lifeless. Then you say your face is melted. You also say your face is melted if someone is lecturing in your face and it's boring as hell.
Also note your body language, such as slouched shoulders, a tilted head, and general lack of enthusiasm, it kinda looks like your body is trying to melt, and your emotions feel melted too.
Variants: Melts, Melted, Meltdown, Meltworthy, Melting, Melthead, Melting Faces, Melting Boats (boat-races is rhyming slang for faces).
It's called melt because it melts your emotions into a puddle of depression like on a grey rainy day. The facial expression whilst melted is often sad and lifeless. Then you say your face is melted. You also say your face is melted if someone is lecturing in your face and it's boring as hell.
Also note your body language, such as slouched shoulders, a tilted head, and general lack of enthusiasm, it kinda looks like your body is trying to melt, and your emotions feel melted too.
Variants: Melts, Melted, Meltdown, Meltworthy, Melting, Melthead, Melting Faces, Melting Boats (boat-races is rhyming slang for faces).
He made me watch a whole football match, it was a total melt. I pretended to show interest, but i'm never going back over there to get trapped again! I was so melted i just literally became a puddle of melt on the floor, and i slid under the door to get out of there.
by Damedus April 7, 2011
to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP
by doug February 13, 2005
a roleplaying game internet term used to describe a person who gains many experience points in suck a small amount of time
by Alex Moosetafio June 16, 2008
by bfst December 7, 2007
A melt is somebody that takes something way too seriously and spends 10 minutes typing out a huge pretentious paragraph of bs over something trivial.
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by Sr893 April 23, 2011