melch

verb: to fuck something up horribly, in an embarrassing and humiliating way

He scratched on an easy 8-ball shot, and melched the whole game.

Please, try not to melch it up.

When throwing the volcano bag, try not to throw too short or you will melch.

by camacus October 16, 2008

Melch

Suck ejaculated semen from the vagina - see Felching

I melched your minge of all the spunk

by JaMRaG February 19, 2006

melch

A person, male or female, that resembles a slug. Usually a little bit large, with glasses that looks like a slug. You may notice that they dont often pull, and leave a gooey trail in the wake of their sucker foot.

"that kid is a flipping melch!"
"Check out that meiclh!!"

by Craig "bad boy" beswetherick October 9, 2006

mechy

Any of a number of drawings/sketches/images depicting either mecha, vehicles, or machines in anthropomorphic (human-like) poses or activities. Related to the furry, Mechies are deplored for illustrating lewd and/or sexual acts, although this is the exception rather than the rule.

Raul: Hey, Pierre, have you seen my latest mechy?
Pierre: I sure have! That Gundam and airplane were getting it on!
Raul: Woot! 1337 H4XX0R2 F7W n0085!
Pierre: Hurf-durf you're a loser.

by TigerMan! December 9, 2008

Mechy

Adj; okay, in the middle, middle quality

Derived from the expression "meh".

Person 1: "Hey how was your day?"
Person 2: "It was mechy."

by flaxenichor October 15, 2018

Melchior

Sexy anime geek with fantastic, gorgeous raven locks (when it's not short). Winner at various Bemani games; magnet for white plastic buckets disguising themselves as foam blocks. Known to fanboy over Lafiel and Nadeshiko. Also unafraid to show off his sub-par karaoke skills.

Kaaaaaaaaaaammmme HAAAAAAMMMMMME HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

by utsuse May 24, 2004

meachy

Meachy means your shady and a punk

Man that kids acting meachy

by jackie trizzan September 13, 2011