Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

Mega gay

Ruru

Person 1: I’m so ruru (they mean mega gay)

Person 2: what?

by Shaggy5767 February 24, 2024

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

by Bobinator41 April 4, 2019

Super Mega Gay

Its basically saying “Im super mega gay because i’m ___” like me. Im super mega gay becuase im Omni and genderqueer

“im like really Super Mega Gay”

by HAahhH MIA November 22, 2021

Super ultra mega gay

Super ultra mega gay is a title that the founders of gay holds, no one knows what he looks like because all who have been turned gay. If you ever meet the founder RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Dude 1: are you the founder of the gays?
Dude 2: ya. I’m super ultra Mega gay
Dude 1: runs away

by Hitlerlover45 December 31, 2023

Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.

Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood

by Swordviper January 22, 2018