Mediterranean circumcision

When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.

by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022

Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021

Mediterranean Quickie

A quiche that has Mediterranean fillings but Gabriel is a fucking idiot who mispronounced it.

Ooo boy I would love a Mediterranean quickie right now it would fill me right up!

by Jackius tillus November 20, 2025

Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.

No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.

by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024

Mediterranean Powerwasher

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them

The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen

by Drip Droplets June 3, 2025