meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely

We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"

by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020