meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

mealy mouth

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.

The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".

by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

Meaty Chimney

Term used to describe the female vaginal cavity.

I stuck my bacon brush (penis) up her meaty chimney, and gave it a damn good sweeping.

by The Wrongun July 16, 2008

meaty cunt chops

Also known a meaty cunt chops! This was invented by PHIL and sam, this is when a female has particularly meaty genitals

I bet she has meaty cunt chops

by moleboy November 5, 2013

Meaty Waffle

A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.

So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.

by TacoRising February 14, 2017

Meaty Fronty

When you land a meaty front flip off a rope swing and your meat (penis) falls out. Can be completed by a female but her meat is her breasts.

mathew did a one hell of a meaty fronty it was sick

by baxi1137 June 29, 2018

meaty milk

Noun: Words used to describe a very funny/amazing YouTube video or tv show.

Aidan: Did you see James Charles’s video yesterday?

Jack: Yeah it was awesome, his channel is the Meaty Milk!!!

by Tall Onion May 2, 2019