Meatrune

Someone who is beyond weird. Saying weird would be more than an understatement.

Jed: Dannie was something else last night...

Luna: Yeah, she is such a meatrune.

by Underratedrats March 10, 2018

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

Meatramp

Hitting someone with a car and catching mad air

Dude I just hit a double meatramp on the way to work.

by Lelothebadman November 29, 2019

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021

meatres

100x longer than a metre, it is usually useful for measuring distances between earth and other planets in the solar system or other things!
"Meatres / Me"

Man:Yo did you know the earth is 363,104 meatres away from the moon?
Other Man:No?????

by ppman12345 May 15, 2021

meaty nosh

getting a fat cock to eat

hey ant you want a meaty nosh (yes please i love a good old meaty nosh)

by meaty nosher January 7, 2017

Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

by Gorbo June 12, 2008