Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

meatstick

My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.

Come here meatstick!

by The Crackette July 24, 2003

meatastic

something pretty badass or like a jesse

yo that ass was pretty meatastic
or
ya man that movie was pretty meatastic

by meatastic June 28, 2008

Meatstick

A better way to say dick without getting in trouble

Eat a meatstick faggot

by Elijah the meatstick man August 7, 2019

Meanistatic

A person who you love in a philial manner who still manages to piss you off by being rude, unthoughtful, unintentionally cruel, or just plain annoying.

"I love you, but right now I just don't like you"

Sister A: It's so nice that you could come see me this weekend.

Sister B: I'm just here to see my fabulous new boyfriend. And by the way, I'm taking your bedroom. And your car. Oh, and by the way? You're babysitting my son. Can I borrow your favorite skirt? It looks SO much better on me than it does on you.
*exits dramatically*

Sister A: MEANISTATIC! *kicks wall*

by Supergreak February 16, 2009

matista

a name for an african american
or
drugs

Hey, pass me some of that matista.

by mysterychick92 January 9, 2010

Meatitude

Major attitude from your boss.

Why's the bosses door shut? Oh, because he's got a major meatitude. Dont' bother him.

by oface10 December 19, 2010