Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Meathood

The foreskin of an un-cut penis.

"Hey dude whats taking you so long in the shower?"
"I'm just cleaning my meathood, gimme a second"

by Tucsanrob October 29, 2007

meathouse

a girls ass or a juicy booty.

Whew look at the meathouse on that chick!
Look at the monster meathouse on that mamma!

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007

meathound

Slut, easy woman, etc. The kind of girl who has her thong hanging out for the world to stare at it and makes no attempts to correct the situation.

Dude you can totally tell that girl's a meathound.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

American MeatHole

When a man shoves uncooked ground hamburger meat into another man's ass, then fucks it until warm. Then the man eats the hamburger meat until gone.

OMG! my gay friend Ryan totally American MeatHoled my friend at his gay bash last night.

by Boby poo October 28, 2011

meatlog

A strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. Can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work Christmas party in the secretary.

Just what I always wanted, a meatlog! (n)

The meatlog slapped her face gently at first.. (adj)

Go meatlog yourself fool! (v)

by HaleHH January 11, 2006

Alabama Meathook

This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.

I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.

Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!

by Ralph O'Meara January 11, 2009