The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.
"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."
"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."
"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."
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Get the Mealed mug.When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
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The condensation arising on the surface/packaging of a meat product that is defrosting, having previously been frozen, which also pools on the surface upon which it is standing
"Aw man, there's meatdew all over the kitchen table!"
"Ewwww! Don't wipe the meatdew on me, there's blood in it!"
"Ewwww! Don't wipe the meatdew on me, there's blood in it!"
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Get the Meatdew mug.A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.
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Get the Melted Welly mug.a meatdick is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.
Brad: "Oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro"
josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."
josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."
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