1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".
While you are first inserting your penis during missionary sex, look surprised and whisper in a whiny McLovin voice: "Its in... Oh my god its in!" As if it was your first time.
Girl: your party will be lame I’m not going
Guy: Fubar Mclovin is coming
Girl: never mind I am. Is it a plus one Guy: no why
Girl: cuz fubar will bring 600+ girls and like 3 of his homies