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Steamer McLovin 

1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.
1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".

the McLovin suprise 

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
the McLovin suprise by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008

The McLovin 

While you are first inserting your penis during missionary sex, look surprised and whisper in a whiny McLovin voice: "Its in... Oh my god its in!" As if it was your first time.
Chick: I want you so bad
Dude: Its in... Oh my god its in!
Chick: What the fuck?!?!
Chick: Is this your first time?!?!

Next day:
Dude, I gave this chick The McLovin last night, she was so pissed.
The McLovin by Uncle Savage Dick September 28, 2010

Fubar Mclovin 

The most gangster mother fuck in the world. The crazy life of the party
Girl: your party will be lame I’m not going
Guy: Fubar Mclovin is coming
Girl: never mind I am. Is it a plus one
Guy: no why
Girl: cuz fubar will bring 600+ girls and like 3 of his homies
Fubar Mclovin by SuskysDaRealOG October 24, 2019

daddy mclovin 

Jillian: hi daddy mclovin waddya wanna do today
Daddy Mclovin: LETS HAVE SEX
daddy mclovin by PossiblyYourDad4 January 28, 2019

Mick mclovin 

The best Dino to have in your garage
Did kidnapping a dinosaur put it in our garage and name it mick mclovin!
Yes.
Mick mclovin by Hahdlhajfndjshshx November 14, 2022