Get the mapologies mug."I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's majolian"
by Majolianmonster October 14, 2020
Get the Majolian mug.Mayela is a kind hearted girl, which come included with a great amount of craziness. Shes up for anything at mostly anytime. Values honestly and kindness against and so when mayela asks something it means she already knows. Don’t let her appearance fool you, she might be active but her love for sleep is over the top
by chicken chuck Thunder November 23, 2021
Get the Mayela mug.A shoe designer who became extremly popular after Sex and the City aired in June of 1998. Often shorten to "Manolos" and sometimes confused with Milano (cookies from Pepperidge Farm) to those who don't know much about fashion.
by Lieske July 6, 2005
Get the Manolo Blahnik mug."I was Scarface, Jay was Manolo, it hurt me when I had to kill him and his whole squad for dolo" - Nas
"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me" - Al Pacino as Scarface/Tony M
"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me" - Al Pacino as Scarface/Tony M
by gemstarrr March 23, 2005
Get the Manolo mug.Manoli is a person who doesn't give a damn about nobody. He is almost heartless but when he has a person he cares for, he will care for them greatly. He's sometimes too nice that people take advantage of him but at the same time he has the biggest ego and it rises high up higher than Wiz Khalifa.
He also has eyes, the kind of eyes that you could get lost and have an orgasm over; turquoise in color.
He can sometimes be a fuckboy and lies a lot, but only one person can keep him grounded which is his girlfriend. He chooses his girlfriend over everyone else but isn't whipped.
He is very annoying and doesn't take anything serious, everyone calls him immature because of the way he walks, talks and acts. He will do everything that is wrong but when it comes down to one person(his girlfriend), he may become serious.
He also has eyes, the kind of eyes that you could get lost and have an orgasm over; turquoise in color.
He can sometimes be a fuckboy and lies a lot, but only one person can keep him grounded which is his girlfriend. He chooses his girlfriend over everyone else but isn't whipped.
He is very annoying and doesn't take anything serious, everyone calls him immature because of the way he walks, talks and acts. He will do everything that is wrong but when it comes down to one person(his girlfriend), he may become serious.
Example 1:
Damn, is that Manoli?
Yeah man, he's with his girlfriend again.. Goals though.
Example 2:
What? Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he with that other girl?
Ah, he's probably a Manoli.
Example 3:
*someone is being annoying and irritating*
Ugh, you're such a Manoli.
Damn, is that Manoli?
Yeah man, he's with his girlfriend again.. Goals though.
Example 2:
What? Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he with that other girl?
Ah, he's probably a Manoli.
Example 3:
*someone is being annoying and irritating*
Ugh, you're such a Manoli.
by Manoli's Girlfriend July 6, 2016
Get the Manoli mug.A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".
"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"
"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
by Reginauld Hooterschmee December 3, 2006
Get the Majolical mug.