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william mayer 

sucking on that
oh william mayer your bad
william mayer by Subcordanishfly October 20, 2020

John Mayer 

1. A amazingly talented, beautiful voiced musician.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.
"did you hear John Mayers new cd TRY! it was spectacular"

" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."

" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"
John Mayer by honeybananas April 11, 2006

John Mayer Disorder 

Abbreviated with the acronym JMD, it is a mental state of being when one hears a song and devolops a liking for it, but abruptly changes their feelings about the song upon hearing the name of the artist or group who preforms the song. Getting it's name originally from the reaction by people first listening to the songs produced by artst John Mayer, but has and can be used for other groups and artists.
Jen: Hey, I like this song! Who sings this?
Sara: Lady Antebellum.
Jen: Oh. Turn it off.
Sara: I thought you liked it?
Jen: I can't now, it's classic John Mayer Disorder.

oscar mayer 

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.
1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.
oscar mayer by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

John Mayer 

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
John Mayer by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010

oscar mayer weiner 

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be
Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?