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Maui open

A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.
Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie
by Golfgods August 4, 2019
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maui

the slang new hip way to say “you’re welcome!” from the movie, moana where the big guy on steroids says, “you’re welcome” about 100 million times!
“hey dude, thanks for hitting me up with that new chick!”

“oh no problem, bruh, maui!”
by fuegodumpling February 15, 2018
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Dirty Maui

A dirty Maui is when a man or woman moans a noise similar to Maui while having sex. Usually while having sexual intercourse.
Hey man, Karen did a dirty Maui this time when we were having sexual intercourse.
by Brobrobubibibu December 27, 2020
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Maui Wowi

An exclamation of excitement or happiness upon winning or completing a difficult trial.
Maui Wowi, that was a gas!
by elrey2323 April 7, 2023
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the maui

A sexual foreplay move where a scantily or bikini clad women smashes coconuts on a beach while sitting on a rock.
Jack says, "Nothing gets me in the mood faster than picturing picturing Laura doing the Maui."
by ShadyAtBest April 22, 2020
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Maui Slam

When you catch an Ono, smack an Axis deer with a bow, and stab some split tail all in 24 hours.
My boy Money finally got a Maui slam yesterday. He caught an Ono in the morning, smacked an Axis deer in the afternoon, and wrapped it up with some split tail that night. What a lucky bastard.
by Buster South Africa August 22, 2022
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manuel maui

is maui
by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022
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