burn a mattress

What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of

departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.

Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!

by Elmoe1 February 1, 2010

Mattress Impregnation

the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress

Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation

by Adam KT October 22, 2008

rat mattress

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)

Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

St. Mattress

The church which allows for worship in bed. Some people may or may not pick up on the sarcasm here...

Do you belong to a church in town?
Yes, I'm a loyal member of St. Mattress.

by Sun-day May 2, 2010

nasty mattress

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc

my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty

by nasty mattress September 24, 2016

Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.

Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.

by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020

soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014