Matteus

BEST BF EVER

“Matteus is the best bf ever”

by ky cream March 19, 2023

mattie lee

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.

“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”

by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018

Mathieu

A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.

"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

mattitude

The type of attitude that wins all of the time even when it appears he may be losing horribly. With this attitude you can do know wrong and its perfectly fine to take other people's ideas and take credit for them because you have fucking mattitude. To have it you must be Matt.

Matt doesnt cry, only water comes from his eyes when things don't comply to his liking and he also likes to put his penis inside the people he loves

by hot malvern boy toy March 13, 2005

mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

Mattituck

A small town on the North Fork. Everyone drinks and smokes. Amazing at baseball and soccer. Every kid parties on the weekend and we don't drink coors like soho. Parties are the best. Fuck soho

Wanna go to a mattituck party Friday?

Yeah sure it's gonna be lit and a huge fight with soho.

by Fucksoho March 12, 2017

Mattheus

A dude with the biggest cock in the world. Hottest man in the world. He is atlethic af. Master at all sports. Has a high vert. Aka a fucking god

Damn Mattheus is such a fucking god

by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021