moktastic

When an item or action is surreal and captivating, yet somehow unfortunate.

Dude, is that bum bathing in the fountain in front of our office?

Yup. That is fucking moktastic...

by Jeremy Griggs May 22, 2008

Mattastrophe

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.

Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.

by MattRAY June 1, 2010

Mootastic

The state of or the act of being moo.

Hey Maddy, I am feeling very mootastic today!

by noneofyourbusinesssir June 16, 2011

MARVTASTIC

The ultimate way to describe something. When one word just isn't enough to tell people how great something is.

Last night was so MARVTASTIC I woke up in my bed without clothes, and I have no idea how I got there!

by Sequoia Ricardo July 31, 2011

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

methtastic

Something fantastic or bad ass that involves methamphetamines.

"Hell yeah! Fucking methtastic."
"How are you feeling?" "Methastic!."

by EVIL.ONE December 19, 2017

MATTHESTIC

WHEN YOUR BEING A LITTLE BADGER ASS NEGATIVE BITCH

ADAM IS BEING MATTHESTIC TODAY BECAUSE SOME ONE WANTED TO TEST DRIVE A CAR

by Island Boii February 10, 2022