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mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.
Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.
by mootixguy October 10, 2008
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Veggie Maths

Where all the speds go to do their 100% math goals to make feel them good
What math class u in me in veggie maths
by LILVEG November 28, 2018
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Mathys

That ONE guy, who i met that ONE time, who had that ONE quality that was ONE of a kind, on top of that his name is pretty unique, like ONE in a million.
Mathys: Hey, is anyone else here named Mathys?

Stranger: No, no on else in the world is named Mathys
by That One Guy you met once February 4, 2010
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Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard
Today's lesson was such a mathstard
by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017
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Mathstafarian

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics
“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”
by De True Mathstafarian September 20, 2018
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Decision Maths

The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.
'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
by KebabChops May 16, 2011
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mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
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