masturtickle

To tickle, stroke or caress ones own body.

I was so hungover but my boyfriend wasn’t here so I had to masturtickle.

by Flyingseal October 2, 2017

Masturbake

Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat.

I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.

by Saucyz May 2, 2018

masturhickey

A love bite you inflict yourself while being too passionate during masturbation.

"I masturbated the hell of myself yesterday and I was so into it I started kissing my arm and now I have a masturhickey." - Martha

by jasgui December 2, 2020

Masturbacandle

Using a candle to masturbate (unlit of course!) Usually works better for women than men unless you're a dude who's into assplay.

Husband: "Hon I was grabbing some of those tapered candles out of e drawer since the Flingcummers are cumming over for dinner.Im gonna use them as table dressing but one of them smells like pussy! Is that some kind of new 'scent' at Yankee Candle? Wife: "No dear that's just my Masturbacandle

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..

What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!

by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022