The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....
.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
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