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A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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masterbate

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.
Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
by The Bears! April 4, 2017
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masterbanker

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.
Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.
by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008
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masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
by Greg Satin January 15, 2003
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Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.
Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.
by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018
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masterblade

Sport: short for the activity otherwise referred to as "aggressive inline skating" or "extreme skating". Incorporates grinding, launching, spinning and other tricks performed using inline skates. Involves a mastery of skating.
Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.
by drrty byl February 27, 2008
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