A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
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Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
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Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.
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