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Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.
Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!
by Slawcat February 6, 2018
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Masey

by Masey and D'Wasian November 11, 2003
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The Massey

Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.
Person 1: I did The Massey this morning.

Person2: Dont speak to me again, ever!
by Jimmy Appleyard December 8, 2012
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the massey

it also means to miserably fail at something.
the kicker really masseyed that field goal kick.
by JoMamaBitch August 5, 2004
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Masey J

Masey J is a word that is defined as a person who looks sexy, gorgus, cute, fit and buff. the word is rarely used due to the fact of the lack of Masey J's in the Hood.
Many girls will chase a Masey J and dream about bieng with such a character.
Woow he looks bare Masey J today
by Gezza B September 27, 2006
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Maskey

He has maskey's quality.
by Poesy 🔱 October 16, 2017
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Massey

A “Massey” (short for “Christopher Massey”) is when you give out free Suboxone and then bitch about it later.
“I don’t ask Tim for help anymore ever since he pulled a Massey.”
by Grover Thompson November 12, 2020
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