Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup
Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara
Girl 1: WHY!
Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!
Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara
Girl 1: WHY!
Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!
by No Mascara March November 5, 2019
Get the No Mascara Marchmug. When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018
Get the mascara on shirtmug. The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.
A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.
Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.
Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
Get the Gorilla Mascaramug. A mob of mascara slangin hotties!! Selling the hottest mascara in all the neighborhoods.
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by TheMascaraMafia October 20, 2015
Get the mascara mafiamug. A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.
Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.
Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.
by Ipsylon October 8, 2018
Get the mascara warningmug. When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good
by Cry$t4l_B1tch724 April 25, 2022
Get the Bad mascara daymug.