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Marzipan

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa
b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite
c) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.
The chocolate covered marzipan is fucking incredible.
The ballerina playing Marzipan was pretty.
"I didn't want to kill my pumpkin, so I left it on the vine. I even wrote a song about it: I left it on the vine, I left it on the vine..."
by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
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Marzouk

An arabic word. He is a person that is blessed by god. He is very popular among his friends, and is generally a nice person to be around.
Nobody hates him, as he is known to be smart and helpful.
That guy is Marzouk
by Jack Vernart June 4, 2020
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Marzia

Marzia is a fun amazing girl who is amazing at pretty much everything. Is very cheesy and funny and will be a lifelong friend to everyone she meets. Don’t mess with a Marzia because they know how to roast due to some of the making fun of that they will get because of being Italian due to the roots of the name
My best friend is so nice she’s a total Marzia
by ONION!!!!!!! August 8, 2019
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marziiporn

A Tumblr celebrity best known for her amazing artistic skills and her love for Faberry (and sometimes Brittana). One of her most popular piece of artwork includes a zombie version of the Unholy Trinity (Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, and Brittany Pierce) from the popular TV show, Glee.
Did you see the new painting from Marziiporn? Holy shit, it's amazing!
by Xeventy January 6, 2012
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Marzipan

1. A sweet confection that mostly comes with cakes and other such pastries, made of almonds, egg whites, sugar and sometimes chocolate, often molded into decorative shapes.
2. A standalone female character of the animated series "Homestar Runner" who resembles a finger with a face painted on it, or an earthworm with a blonde ponytail.
1. Marzipans are yummy.
2. Marzipan is a pretty vegetarian girl who likes to play the guitar.
by Josh Tejada December 17, 2003
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Marzkaproof

A defensive design that includes a plethra of contingency plans to the point where it becomes impossible to be unprepared for any unknown or hard to predict mishap. This is a design where there are contingency plans for any unpredicted act at any point in time in any given situation in any give location.
Intern: "Oh my god....my hard drive just blew up, the network is down, the electricity went out and I've just been blinded with mace....what am I going to do?"

Intern 2: "Dude, No worries....I Marzkaproofed this very situation. I backed everything up on 16mm film, have a projector with its own generator, and we have 24hr medics staffed and they can flush out your eyes...we are allll good!!"
by Pass Cuts September 8, 2008
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Marzena

A sexy ass motherfucker who's funny and fun to be around. Very beautiful polish girl that loves to laugh. Loves animals and friends. Loves tumblr and facebook but most importantly her friends.
That girl is definitely a Marzena
by thatbl0ndegirl November 18, 2011
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