marriageyouwanna

marijuana.

Guy # 1: Yo, duuuude. You want some marriageyouwanna?(pronounced how it is spelled)
Guy # 2: Shit guy, what the hell is that?
Guy # 1: It's marijuana! (normal way of saying it)
Guy # 2: But, you said "marriageyouwanna"..
Guy # 1: Yeah! Marriageyouwanna. Sound it out.
Guy # 2: Shit guy, that's off the heezy.

by ChildrenFeeler July 3, 2009

Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012

Markita

Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.

That girl over there is a Markita.

by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

by Trinity8688 November 29, 2010

Maritza

An outgoing and engaging person with both strangers and friends.A Maritza can enjoy being with people and always tries to bring energy into any situation. They're fun and enthusiastic, sometimes in rare occasions quite serious. Maritzas are reliable. They sometimes plan and organize their life. They are a friendly and trusting person. They tend to help others, making those with needs first than themselves.

person 1: "Hey, did you hear how Melissa needed help with her project?"
person 2: "Yea! A Maritza helped her and it came out great."

by lillynessss00 July 28, 2009

married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

by Original Steve September 30, 2007