A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
by Chris Was Here July 6, 2009
whoever wrote the definition above is a moron. all branches require minimum ASVAB scores for different MOS (jobs). Although the US Army has significantly lowered its standards of entry and lowered the intensity of its "Basic Training" the Marine Corps standards have not changed and bootcamp is still a grueling 12 weeks which include long days of intense physical training and conditioning, as well as classes and testing on military knowlege and Marine Corps history and structure. But as in any govenment branch elite or not there are always idiots that slip throught the cracks
by ParrisIsland1999 0311 April 1, 2007
by monte queso December 16, 2011
When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you
by Englishkid8 April 10, 2019
She’s such a Marin.
by Sndjrirtufuffjcjxbxbzbs January 21, 2022
EXCUSE ME but all you army M***** F*****s need to listen up. marines are the first to war for one reason, we are the best. after we clear the area you pussy-foot it into the war zone to clear up the already dead bodies. just because you know you couldnt stand 13 weeks at PI and 3 week at Lejune dont mean you have to dis those that can.
Soldier: what happened here?! It looks like a RPG killed all 500 of these iraqis.
Soldier2: No 3 marines just went thru bout 20 minutes ago.
ARMY= Aint Real Men Yet
Soldier2: No 3 marines just went thru bout 20 minutes ago.
ARMY= Aint Real Men Yet
by devilheadjardog March 20, 2008
In most instances, a marinal is just a motorised marinator.
But at the Kentucky Fried Chicken at Kenmore WA. USA in 1987, the marinator was called the marinal cos some total true-blue asshaberdasher kept using it as a urinal. As a fucking URINAL for Christ sakes!!!
But at the Kentucky Fried Chicken at Kenmore WA. USA in 1987, the marinator was called the marinal cos some total true-blue asshaberdasher kept using it as a urinal. As a fucking URINAL for Christ sakes!!!
{Craig}: Todd, it's your turn to douche out the marinal tonight.
{Todd}: Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!!
{Craig}: The hell with it. I'm gonna knark on you for turning the marinator into the marinal!
{Todd}: Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!!
{Craig}: The hell with it. I'm gonna knark on you for turning the marinator into the marinal!
by Telephony August 19, 2018