The girl that usually it's called Manu, usually lives in two different cities (and it's the most beautiful girl in both of them). She's crazy and likes film herself singing songs in a very sexy way. She's so sweet and anyone would like to have a girlfriend like Manueli.
by stariwar January 30, 2020

A multi-purpose orifice that both consumes food and excretes waste. A combination of a mouth and anus into one disgustingly efficient location for input and output. Pronunciation: /meɪn-ˈəs/
"That jellyfish eats and poops out of the same manus! Nature is so metal."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."
by Team Manus August 24, 2020

Jim: "I wish I had a Manusaurus Rex like Bob over there."
Bob: "Hello there chaps! would you scoot from the loo so I can take a big manly pooh?"
Jim: No prob bro.
Bob: *tood'OLoOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
Bob: "Hello there chaps! would you scoot from the loo so I can take a big manly pooh?"
Jim: No prob bro.
Bob: *tood'OLoOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
by Manboob Ultimate! May 29, 2011

by Thisisthetruthbitchhhh January 13, 2020

Manus is the name of a pedophile, and has subsequently been used as an insult in New Zealand, including on a TV commercial discouraging drunk driving. Hence, calling someone a Manus is like calling them a pedophile.
by Bloopy September 6, 2006

by Wisewordsofjessie February 22, 2014

the deadliest combo, a mouth and an anus, so whatever you eat tastes like shit, and when you shit you taste it...
by anal_bestialiy_lover April 8, 2009
