mansoon

When a guy's ejaculation is so strong, it blows over the girl's face with hurricane force winds.

My girlfriend was begging me to spew, so I gave her a mighty mansoon!

by PorkNPussy February 3, 2015

Manpoopshake

Someone who sux in a big way.

"Damn, that dude is one frosty manpoopshake"

by butterballs October 8, 2005

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

Manpon

A tampon for a mans bunghole. Used to plug ones butt

Wow dude. That kinda hurt. I need a manpon now

by bitch tities March 29, 2009

Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010