La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound

“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night”

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”

by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017

Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A

Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!

by Josie Lee January 24, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

machalavian

Someone who doesnt know how to spell Machiavellian

"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"

by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005

Machead

A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.

Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!

by Nwscott June 29, 2016

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020