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Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web
Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
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Bryce. Bryce is Spider-Man. Bryce.
by Asian Rady February 18, 2019
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Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.
*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!
by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018
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When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!
Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!
by Dogwood816 March 2, 2022
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verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
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The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019
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(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.
Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.
by Framling February 12, 2010
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