Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

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Mallrats

Mallrats is the funniest movie ever made. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes kick ass. Snooch to tha nooch Bitches.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Mallrats last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, It sucked. I fucking hate Kevin Smith and all those gay movies."
Guy 1: (Shoots Guy 2 in the balls).

by Camel toe Joe July 27, 2004

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Mallary

The best friend a person can have. Gorgeous, and any guy would be lucky to have her, IF one is ever good enough. Will take control and will always be there even if there is a distance. Loves words and is a terrible grammar nazi and will correct you in a heart beat. Generally likes anime and books.

Girl1:"That girl is such a Mallary"
Girl2: "So she's awesome!"

by iiSnarkySharky August 11, 2010

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Malaya

Always the most amazing girl you will ever meet. A very pretty scene girl that is often confused about life and what she wants out of it. Gets lost easily and needs her boyfriend to find her. Amazingly unique. Makes guys named Jules or Julian fall inlove immediatly. Always knows how to brighten your day. Loves guys that say, "Just alil bit."

"Wow. Your amazing. You must be Malaya"

by FindingNemo February 26, 2010

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