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malding

mad and bald
Ryan Bloom is malding!
by nick13378 May 19, 2021
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Maneating

When a man eats in a manner that feminists do not like
Stop maneating you evil man,woman supremacy (im an anti feminist dont hate me)
by Anti feminism September 4, 2018
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Malding

To be so mad that you are balding, in laments terms mad/buthurt
Ben was malding when he kept on dieing in dark souls
by Stuartlittle09 April 25, 2020
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Malleting

Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.
"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."
by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007
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Malding

When someone is literally being Royal/Dylan
That person is Malding!
by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020
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McDating

To spend time with someone whilst going through the motions of a dinner date but actually only eating a McDonald's meal!
Jennifer: "Hey Andy, when we McDating next?!"
Andrew: "How about Sunday before my basketball game?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, sounds good."
by jenpro November 18, 2011
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Malutating

Malutating is described as fungi settling in the brain, an insult for "retards", such as 90, Texenox or Right Angle. (Famous Internet Legends)
That malutating little sniveling retard, fuck that 90 kid.
by zippeeey June 9, 2018
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