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MAGAmath

A form of non-sensical reasoning which ignores underlying facts of a theory, idea, or assertion. MAGAmath relies on emotion, ego, repetition, mansplaining, elaborate conspiracies, and misinformation to help its user feel confident in the truth of their positioning on theories, ideas, or assertions.
(1) The president used MAGAmath when reporting there were 1 million people in attendance at the event, but the official count of attendees was closer to 2,000.
(2) Using MAGAmath, it can be determined that Donald Trump won the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election in a landslide.
(3) Trickle-down economics has been proven to be effective using MAGAmath.
(4) Antifa and Black Lives Matter supporters are the greatest threat to democracy in the United States, according to MAGAmathematicians.
by IMissInfo November 17, 2020
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Macramatic Fever

Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the body. If left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.
Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was 14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
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Marama

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Just have a look at @maramalovestiktok u won’t regret it 🥺🥺
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macram

A common name for stupid people and people who try be cool but fail to do it. People called macram also have a large thang and are proud to show it. The few words that descibe such a person will be brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless
I've tasted a macram while he was inside me as his thang came out of my mouth
by David O'Brian January 16, 2011
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Maram

Maram is a very beautiful woman she usally doesn't became pretty untill puberty she becomes very curvy and she is known to be good in bed maram in very smart and has high expections
Damn maram is so curvy
by Lily1982 August 7, 2019
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magrimer

Mary's magrimer is so big that you rub one side at a time when you screw her.
by vet the south August 10, 2008
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Magmammarous

A combination of magnanimous and mammary, magmammarous describes someone who generously displays their breasts.
Regarding an ample woman in a low-cut dress: "She's certainly being most magmammarous."
by Powerpack November 29, 2011
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