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Mozzarella

Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube
1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!

2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!

3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!

4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!
Mozzarella by The True Chinman April 5, 2010

jizz flaping mozzletump 

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".
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Noun: A term for marijuana; popularized by jazz musicians in the 20's and 30's.
Bob: Would you like to smoke some muzzy with me?
Bill: No, I am getting drug tested by my employer tomorrow.
muzzy by hammy48 June 15, 2007
Short for monzer

Oftenly nicknamed by close friends, not relatives.
Very helpful in making statements calling monzer much shorter

E.g

Instead of: "Hey monzer, what is up?"

You get: "What up Monzy?" or "Sup Monzy?"
ye see that mizzy d over there, he can suck my dick
Mizzy d by mizzydsucks July 28, 2018