Shaven gay sex monkey

Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
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when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's
I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay
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sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
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Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
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That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
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Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
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