Mom

some woman you didn't chose to be with yet you are stuck with your entire life until you move out. bitch who always thinks she's right, and if you DARE say she's wrong all hell breaks loose. nags the shit out of you about how you don't do enough chores. goes apeshit if you dont get perfect grades. tells you that you have to be forever grateful that she brought you into this world.

"do the laundry! clean your room! get better grades! your a failure and will never make it in life!" -mom
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me

by titaniccc45 August 21, 2009

Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

Mom

A magician, a psychic, a warrior & a hero. Someone who gives you life, and also keeps you alive... & she still does that even when you're a 38 year old woman. She can never be replaced & does not hear "Thank you" or "I love you" enough. If she's your best friend- you are beyond blessed- but even if she isn't, she should be respected.

Mom told me that I got this, & so I believe I do.

by KristenCallaway May 8, 2020

Mom

A person who is so hypercritical and wont let you do anything

My Mom wont let me do anything

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

Mom

The female parent of a person.

"In my family is a Mom, a Dad, 4 sisters, 2 brothers..."

by Radin Happier August 15, 2022

Mom

You shot out of her vagina.

Mom: "Y/A!"
You: "what?"
*complete silence until you get up and go to her.*

by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017

Mom

Your mom, obviously.

Mom we ran out of Lays!

by watches February 10, 2019