Mialani is the realest person you know. She will tell it to you straight, whether she thinks you’ll like her opinion or not. Mialani is loyal to her close friends, although lots of people flock to her in big social settings because of her energetic personality. Everyone wants to be her friend. If you walk around school with her, everyone will wave and say hi to her, making you feel like you’re with a celebrity. But Mialani is hard to get close to because she doesn’t open up easily. She will talk your ear off about her favorite TV show and music artists, but good luck trying to get her to tell you anything serious about herself. Mialani has lots of friends but has a hard time finding quality friends. She prefers quality over quantity, so when she can’t find quality, she’d rather just chill by herself, but she enjoys her own company so she doesn’t mind. Mialani is very confident and you can feel it when she walks into a room. She owns the way she is and doesn’t apologize for it. She often has unique, niche hobbies that don't seem cool until she does it! Her style is the same way. She wears whatever she wants and always pulls it off.
“That girl’s outfit is awesome. I could never pull that off”
“Oh that’s Mialani! Yeah she looks good in everything”
“You know Mialani? She is so cool, i want to be friends with her, too”
“Oh that’s Mialani! Yeah she looks good in everything”
“You know Mialani? She is so cool, i want to be friends with her, too”
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The dialogue is similar to Tagalog and Japanese.
The dialogue is similar to Tagalog and Japanese.
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Get the Mialese mug.An italian term commonly used as a greeting. It work especially well with priests and other very religious people.
Priest: Ciao! (Hello)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTA TESTA DI CAZZO (What a wonderful day, isn't it? Perfect to have a little chat with a cup of tea. Want to come?)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTA TESTA DI CAZZO (What a wonderful day, isn't it? Perfect to have a little chat with a cup of tea. Want to come?)
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The first few posts were actually average (examples below), but now nothing that anyone ever posts is average. I think people are mistaking the A for awesome.
Every MLIA talks about the following topics:
-Waldo
-Harry Potter
-Twilight
-11:11PM
-People finishing songs that other people are singing
-Chuck Norris
-Reading things with a British accent
-"Funny" directions on packaging
-"Funny" laws
-Pirates vs. Ninjas
-Google vs. Yahoo!
And similarly, every MLIA post ends with one of the following:
-Life. Complete.
-Best. _______. Ever.
-New favorite _______? I think so.
-I regret nothing.
-I'm still confused.
-I still have questions.
-This kid is going places.
-I love ______.
-Touché
Basically, you could write some bullshit story about Harry Potter and slap one of those totally original endings to it, and people will think you're the embodiment of Jesus Christ.
The first few posts were actually average (examples below), but now nothing that anyone ever posts is average. I think people are mistaking the A for awesome.
Every MLIA talks about the following topics:
-Waldo
-Harry Potter
-Twilight
-11:11PM
-People finishing songs that other people are singing
-Chuck Norris
-Reading things with a British accent
-"Funny" directions on packaging
-"Funny" laws
-Pirates vs. Ninjas
-Google vs. Yahoo!
And similarly, every MLIA post ends with one of the following:
-Life. Complete.
-Best. _______. Ever.
-New favorite _______? I think so.
-I regret nothing.
-I'm still confused.
-I still have questions.
-This kid is going places.
-I love ______.
-Touché
Basically, you could write some bullshit story about Harry Potter and slap one of those totally original endings to it, and people will think you're the embodiment of Jesus Christ.
AVERAGE post: Today, I briefly considered getting car insurance, before realizing that I didn't want to deal with it at the moment. Then I had some trail mix. MLIA
RETARDED post: Today, one of my friends told me to go to Google and type in 'finding chuck norris' in the search box and click 'i'm feeling lucky.' When I did, the response was 'Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.' Best thing ever? I think so. MLIA.
Can you pick out the average one? I sure fucking can't!
EXTRA CREDIT: Figure out which one hasn't been done 9000+ times to win a fabulous prize.
RETARDED post: Today, one of my friends told me to go to Google and type in 'finding chuck norris' in the search box and click 'i'm feeling lucky.' When I did, the response was 'Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.' Best thing ever? I think so. MLIA.
Can you pick out the average one? I sure fucking can't!
EXTRA CREDIT: Figure out which one hasn't been done 9000+ times to win a fabulous prize.
by XileLord December 12, 2010
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- Ninjas
- Harry Potter
- How bad twilight is
- How bad Miley Cyrus is
- College students being entertained by coloring books and toys
Expect every single post to either end with "I regret nothing", "Best. Friend. Ever.", or "New best friend? I think so."
- Ninjas
- Harry Potter
- How bad twilight is
- How bad Miley Cyrus is
- College students being entertained by coloring books and toys
Expect every single post to either end with "I regret nothing", "Best. Friend. Ever.", or "New best friend? I think so."
by patob91 February 19, 2010
Get the MLIA mug.Stands for "My life is average" and is used at the ends of posts on mylifeisaverage.com. Also an abbreviation for the website itself. There are two types of MLIA posts:
1) An actually average post. These post chronicle the actual things people do during the day, so that the average person can relate. Sadly, these posts are currently almost nonexistent. An example: "Today, I was surfing the web instead of working when I came across a link to MLIA. I sniggered, then looked guiltily around to see if anyone had heard. I don't think they did. MLIA."
2) A fake post. These posts are about people who have seemed to have mistaken "MLIA" for "my life is awesome." They usually have to do with Harry Potter, the word "epic," Yahoo versus Google, the phrases "Mind. Blown," and "I'm still confused," cool teachers, and stereotypes. They also usually aren't as grammatically correct as the average posts. They are usually funny, but once you've read a really average post, you hate them from the bottom of your heart. These posts have taken over MLIA. An example: "Today, after reading all of the other comments about the Google vs. Yahoo war I decided I'd try it out. I typed 'penguins are' into both of them. Yahoo says they are mammals. Google said 'penguins are my favorite sort of frogs.' Definate win. MLIA."
1) An actually average post. These post chronicle the actual things people do during the day, so that the average person can relate. Sadly, these posts are currently almost nonexistent. An example: "Today, I was surfing the web instead of working when I came across a link to MLIA. I sniggered, then looked guiltily around to see if anyone had heard. I don't think they did. MLIA."
2) A fake post. These posts are about people who have seemed to have mistaken "MLIA" for "my life is awesome." They usually have to do with Harry Potter, the word "epic," Yahoo versus Google, the phrases "Mind. Blown," and "I'm still confused," cool teachers, and stereotypes. They also usually aren't as grammatically correct as the average posts. They are usually funny, but once you've read a really average post, you hate them from the bottom of your heart. These posts have taken over MLIA. An example: "Today, after reading all of the other comments about the Google vs. Yahoo war I decided I'd try it out. I typed 'penguins are' into both of them. Yahoo says they are mammals. Google said 'penguins are my favorite sort of frogs.' Definate win. MLIA."
Some people commenting on an average post:
"Today I was pouring coffee and spilled a little on the counter. I wiped the coffee up with a paper towel. MLIA."
Fake post lover: This post is really average. It's not funny at all. This sucks.
Average post lover: The site is called "mylifeisaverage.com"; it's supposed to be average. It's in the name.
Fake post lover: But there are other posts that are really funny and awesome!
Average post lover: But those aren't AVERAGE. My teacher's never been tackled by the Cookie Monster. Has yours?
Fake post lover: No. So?
Average post lover: *facepalm*
"Today I was pouring coffee and spilled a little on the counter. I wiped the coffee up with a paper towel. MLIA."
Fake post lover: This post is really average. It's not funny at all. This sucks.
Average post lover: The site is called "mylifeisaverage.com"; it's supposed to be average. It's in the name.
Fake post lover: But there are other posts that are really funny and awesome!
Average post lover: But those aren't AVERAGE. My teacher's never been tackled by the Cookie Monster. Has yours?
Fake post lover: No. So?
Average post lover: *facepalm*
by Segreto November 7, 2010
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A website that used to be funny, but is now just a bunch of people talking about ninjas, harry potter, hating twilight, building forts, google vs. yahoo wars, etc. If you go to the last page, you can actually see average stuff, instead of lots of stories people with no friends just made up that aren't even average.
A website that used to be funny, but is now just a bunch of people talking about ninjas, harry potter, hating twilight, building forts, google vs. yahoo wars, etc. If you go to the last page, you can actually see average stuff, instead of lots of stories people with no friends just made up that aren't even average.
Today, I wore a "TEAM VOLDEMORT" shirt to Eclipse and made a 12 year old girl cry, saw old people dancing, had a lightsaber battle with a 6 year old at wal-mart, then went home and slept in my fort. MLIA
^^ typical MLIA submission
^^ typical MLIA submission
by iamaverage August 22, 2010
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