Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell

I’m a mitochondria

by It’s ya mega boi July 16, 2018

Mitochondriaphilia

Sexual attraction to mitochondria The power house of the cell

I heard that person developed mitochondriaphilia from Watching Cells at Work! too much

by Lynch me harder December 10, 2018

Mitochunguphobia

The fear of the powerhouse Chungus
Mitochondria powerhouseofthecell chungus

My therapist diagnosed me with mitochunguphobia

by 101001001101111011000100110111 January 19, 2019

Mitopause

Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.

I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!

by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019

Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell and the key to getting a job at NASA.

Remember kids, to succeed in life you must know the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

by whats.a.pseudonym June 24, 2021

Mitobies

A portmanteau of mits (man tits) and moobs (man boobs).

Damn, that dude has a nice pair of mitobies

by Skebabababa August 13, 2023

Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019